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<b>I have to run home and change.</b>

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<b>Lets just not go.</b>

3
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<b>I'm leaving now.</b>

4
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<b>Five minutes, five more minutes.</b>

5
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<b>Pssst!</b>

6
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<b>They know you'r here.</b>

7
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<b>Don't go back to sleep.</b>

8
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<b>I won't.</b>

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<b>Morning.</b>

11
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<b>You know what shakespear
said about punctuality?</b>

12
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<b>Better three hours too early,
then one minute too late.</b>

13
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<b>My hand was on the door on time.</b>

14
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<b>So here we are, at the end of it all</b>.

15
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<b>I've done what I can for you, now you
have to go out and think on your own</b></font>

16
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<b>time to fly or die.</b>

17
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<b>Still defending Arist�teles, Mr. Zimit.</b>

18
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<b>Up or down.0 or 1. True or false.
Fly or die.</b>

19
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<b>You'r a slave to binary
logic, you know that?</b>

20
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<b>Logic, being?</b>

21
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<b>The science of reason.</b>

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<b>The power of the mind to form judgment</b>

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<b>based on strict principles of validity.</b>

25
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<b>Logic...</b>

26
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<b>Remains after 10,000 years
of the human experience,</b>

27
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<b>the best way to get through the day.</b>

28
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<b>Though it still doesn't
do much for you at night.</b></font>

29
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<b>Oh, right. I've read a great
line in bed last night</b>.

30
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<b>I was going to mention this.</b>

31
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<b>Philosophy is to real life,
as masturbation is to sex.</b>

32
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<b>At least you're reading.</b>

33
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<b>That brings up an interesting point though</b>

34
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<b>wether philosophy makes any difference
to help people actually live.</b></font>

35
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<b>I mean, Mr. Zimit would
you say that most people</b>

36
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<b>who never study philosophy do ok in life?</b>

37
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<b>I couln't give a monkey's, wether
most people do ok in life.</b>

38
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<b>I mean according to who's
vapid creed, is doing ok?</b>

39
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<b>"The definition of a
meaningfull existance?"</b>

40
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<font color="
talk about most people..</b>

41
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<b>Most people are waddling through their days</b>

42
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<b>stuffing cheese puffs down their gullets,</b>

43
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<b>Most people are so mush brains</b>

44
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<b>they have no hope of solving
of the intricate problems</b>

45
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<b>they come up against as adult human beings</b>

46
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<font color="
turn into blubbering nutters</b>

47
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<b>at least on the inside.</b>

48
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<b>Fortunatly, you're not "Most people".</b>

49
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<b>So for you, theres a chance to</b>

50
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<b>clear apart through the muck of the world</b>.

51
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<b>And see ahead to the deep truth of things.</b>

52
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<font color="

53
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<b>strengthening your mind with the same tools</b>

54
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<b>used by some of the best brains in history.</b>

55
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<b>Descartes, Newton, Wittgenstein,
to explore in the imagination</b>

56
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<b>what they were constraint from
exploring in the physical world.</b>

57
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<b>Do we feel like recaping some of
our favorite thought experiments?</b></font>

58
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<b>The infinite monkey theorem.</b>

59
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<b>The infinite monkey theorem...</b>

60
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<b>the classic way to wrap your head
around the concept of "infinity".</b>

61
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<b>Which is so endless that if you
put a monkey at a typewriter</b>

62
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<b>and let him bang away at it forever,</b>

63
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<font color="
type out the entire play of hamlet, word for word.</b>

64
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<b>I mean, the odds are nanoscale but he's
gonna hit all the rights keys on a row</b>

65
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<b>on any given day, but over
the strech of eternity</b>

66
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<b>across time, without any limit</b>

67
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<b>every event has some</b>

68
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<font color="
of really happening.</b>

69
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<b>Who else?</b>

70
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<b>I like the trolley problem.</b>

71
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<b>An out of control trolley car
is speeding towards 5 people</b>

72
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<b>tied to a track</b>

73
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<b>but, you can pull a lever</b>

74
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<b>and make the trolley
swerve into another track</b></font>

75
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<b>where only 1 person is
going to get run down.</b>

76
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<b>Should you do it?</b>

77
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<b>If your being utilitarian
about it, you can argue</b>

78
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<b>that you did the right thing
letting 1 person die to save 5.</b>

79
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<b>But what if the situation
was slightly different?</b>

80
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<font color="
to make the trolley swerve</b>

81
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<b>but theres an obese man
standing next to the track</b>

82
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<b>and you calculate that
he wheights just enough</b>

83
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<b>to derail the trolley.</b>

84
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<b>Do you push him in front of it?</b>

85
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<b>Absolutly not!</b>

86
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<b>How's it less acceptable
than the first version?</b></font>

87
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<b>You'r still sacrificing 1 person to save 5.</b>

88
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<b>They're both wrong.</b>

89
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<b>Don't be fool by the arithmetic</b>

90
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<b>it's murder, eithir way.</b>

91
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<b>Anyone else?</b>

92
00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,450
<b>The ignorant bliss paradox.</b>

93
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<b>You're hanging off the
highest tower in Yakarta</b></font>

94
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<b>it's a thousand foot drop to your death</b>

95
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<b>so you call your three
best friends for help</b>

96
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<b>they rush out to save you</b>

97
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<b>but they're afraid if they try to pull you
up, they might be yanked over themselves</b>

98
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<b>so they step back.</b>

99
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<b>You fall...</b>

100
00:08:02,403 --> 00:08:03,703
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101
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<b>But do you wish you never tested
your friends, in the first place?</b>

102
00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,325
<b>Since now you know you can't count on them</b>

103
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<b>when it's a matter of life or death.</b>

104
00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,284
<b>Would it be better if you stayed
ignorant of what their truly good for</b>

105
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<b>and gone on being friend forever?</b>

106
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107
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<b>cut your loses, and walk on.
You'll find other friends.</b>

108
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<b>You'll fall off other towers.</b>

109
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<b>The good news is:</b>

110
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<b>Although we're about to part ways.</b>

111
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<b>Not one of you leaves here, lacking the
credentials to thrive in the world</b>

112
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<font color="
to push on to university</b>

113
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<b>and become happy, energetic members</b>

114
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<b>of a post industrial
twenty-first century society.</b>

115
00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:53,241
<b>On the other hand. What if
that society ceases to exist?</b>

116
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,210
<b>What if your credentials don't
mean what you expected?</b>

117
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118
00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,640
<b>I know it's hard to concieve of everything</b>

119
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:07,122
<b>you'ved based your plans on, being
wiped away at a single stroke</b>

120
00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,649
<b>but I'ts happened before
and it can happen again</b>

121
00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,011
<b>so let's say things do change</b>.

122
00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:21,842
<b>I propose one last good ancan experiment</b>

123
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<font color="
our final session together.</b>

124
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,762
<b>Something on a grand
scale, something juicy.</b>

125
00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,888
<b>Let's invision a global cataclysm</b>

126
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,727
<b>in the event of which, how do you survive?</b>

127
00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,208
<b>Uh, the last day of the year is you know</b>

128
00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,607
<b>traditionally sort of a chill
experience for seniors</b></font>

129
00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,009
<b>this is starting to feel, not so chill.</b>

130
00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,761
<b>Uh, the last day of the year
is traditionally, you now</b>

131
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,724
<b>still a day which I can fail seniors.</b>

132
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,765
<b>Or at least knock them down a letter grade</b>

133
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<b>for refusing to participate.</b>

134
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,724
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135
00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,127
<b>But what kind of cataclysm
are we talking about?</b>

136
00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:01,723
<b>Gamma ray burst, Pandemic,
Erupting super volcano,</b>

137
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,764
<b>a sudden shift in the earth
axis rotation, gray goo?</b>

138
00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,120
<b>Hang on chips, we'll get there.</b>

139
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,211
<b>But is it biological? Geological?
Thermal nuclear? Meteorological?</b></font>

140
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,087
<b>Let's go old school, say Atomic.</b>

141
00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,527
<b>Ready? Set.</b>

142
00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:23,361
<b>Think...</b>

143
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,847
<b>Definetly radiological
and heading this way.</b>

144
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,684
<b>Sorry, what are we doing in Prambanan?</b>

145
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,801
<b>Field trip.</b>

146
00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:56,126
<b>Listen up everyone. We're going to have to
take shelter here in this reinforced bunker.</b></font>

147
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,001
<b>You see the problem.</b>

148
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:56,005
<b>We're a group of 21 but the
bunker is only built for 10.</b>

149
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:59,408
<b>So we'll share a beds and ration supplies.</b>

150
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,363
<b>Can't be done. Let me show you why.</b>

151
00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:07,009
<b>You can't share oxygen, every cubic
centimeter of breathable air in here</b>

152
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,642
<font color="
from these compressed tanks</b>

153
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:11,927
<b>this place has been enginered</b>

154
00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,048
<b>to support 10 people for 1 year</b>

155
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:17,011
<b>even 1 person more means, death by hypoxia.</b>

156
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,847
<b>If you try to cram anyone
else in, you'll asphyxiate.</b>

157
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,765
<b>The temperature of an impact
point is ten million degrees</b></font>

158
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,480
<b>we have maybe an hour before the
wind starts dropping fallout.</b>

159
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,728
<b>This is a radiological event
thats global in scope</b>

160
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,480
<b>to live through it, we'll have to
spend a full year inside this bunker</b>

161
00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,801
<b>which is equipped with a generator and
fuel supply to keep it running that long</b>

162
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,644
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163
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,491
<b>whos valuable enough to
expend limited resources on.</b>

164
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,771
<b>I stipulate the existance of
1,000 bunkers around the world</b>

165
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,566
<b>times 10 occupants per bunker,
that's a gene pool of 10,000 people</b>

166
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,284
<b>to reboot the human race with.</b>

167
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,485
<b>I'm sorry, are you saying we are suppose
to choose who goes in the bunker and</b></font>

168
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:36,250
<b>who stays out and dies? Becouse if
that's the experiment I'm not doing it.</b>

169
00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,409
<b>Well, you have to.</b>

170
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,962
<b>I won't. It's repulsive.</b>

171
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,490
<b>It's the sort of pseudo-science</b>

172
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,525
<b>a gang of nazis would have dreamt
up in a big garden, circa 1939.</b>

173
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:49,045
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174
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,125
<b>the goal isn't to improve the human race</b>

175
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,844
<b>the goal is to save the human race.</b>

176
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,729
<b>Which means, a commitment to reason
no matter how much it hurts.</b>

177
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,167
<b>I decline.</b>

178
00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,760
<b>Then we'll be 20 rather than
21 to whittle down to 10.</b>

179
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,008
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180
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:08,684
<b>burn through your skin and your organs start
shutting down through radiation poisoning, ..</b>

181
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,331
<b>Try not to scream.</b>

182
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,003
<b>Well, I suppose I'm in.</b>

183
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:23,042
<b>I'm sorry but this one is not for me, so...</b>

184
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,761
<b>the thing about an A , as
far as semester grades go</b>

185
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,446
<font color="
practically mythological.</b>

186
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:45,969
<b>And an A  in philosophy, there's never been
one in the history of this department.</b>

187
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:50,007
<b>So I have to ask, How does it feel knowing</b>

188
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,330
<b>you could've been the first, if only
you hadn't walked out the door?</b>

189
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,284
<b>Bribery is not my very
favorite form of negotiation.</b>

190
00:14:58,520 --> 00:14:59,567
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191
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,050
<b>Let's say if you leave someone else pays.</b>

192
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,970
<b>The difference between an A  and an A</b>

193
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:09,563
<b>won't change your life,
but for example, james?</b>

194
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,048
<b>A grade that drops form a B-to a c </b>

195
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,846
<b>that might actually disturb the good
people at Cornell admission's office.</b>

196
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,846
<font color="
review, to keep me here?</b>

197
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,247
<b>I'm a rationalist.</b>

198
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:26,201
<b>I know I need the best student
in the room, to stay in the room</b>

199
00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,010
<b>if I want a thought expirement</b>

200
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,770
<b>to yield it's sharpest result.</b>

201
00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,360
<b>This is one rude "goodbye", you
could've just bought us pastries.</b>

202
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,011
<font color="
with an atomic holocaust.</b>

203
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,042
<b>That's the spirit.</b>

204
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,128
<b>We are pioneers of the
mind in this classroom</b>

205
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,083
<b>scholars and philosphers</b>

206
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,408
<b>so, this is how it's going to work</b>

207
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,770
<b>you'll each choose at random
a card from inside this box</b>

208
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,281
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209
00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,121
<b>based on that profession, your
colleagues are going to make decisions</b>

210
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:58,407
<b>concerning your bunker worthiness.</b>

211
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,400
<b>James was last one into the room</b>.

212
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,887
<b>I designate you, first
one into the experiment</b>

213
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,680
<b>we'll make a punctual man out
of you, one way or the other.</b></font>

214
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:09,050
<b>Isn't punctuality the virtue of the lonely?</b>

215
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:21,123
<b>So, who are we? James?</b>

216
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,529
<b>I am an organic farmer.</b>

217
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,890
<b>I'm a structural engineer.</b>

218
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,002
<b>Real state agent.</b>

219
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:28,167
<b>I'm a carpenter.</b>

220
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,884
<b>I'm an opera singer.</b>

221
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,405
<font color="

222
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,121
<b>I'm a harpist.</b>

223
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,480
<b>I'm an Austronaut.</b>

224
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,691
<b>I'm a Phd in chemistry.</b>

225
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:40,767
<b>I'm an electrician.</b>

226
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,564
<b>I'm a wine auctianeer.</b>

227
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,091
<b>I'm an orthopetic surgeon.</b>

228
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,361
<b>I'm a house keeper.</b>

229
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,686
<font color="

230
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,166
<b>I'm a gelato maker.</b>

231
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,767
<b>I'm a zoo-ologist.</b>

232
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,361
<b>I'm a psycho therapist,</b>

233
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,887
<b>I'm a soldier.</b>

234
00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,764
<b>I'm a United States senator.</b>

235
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,081
<b>I'm a published poet.</b>

236
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,880
<b>You would have never have
voted him into the bunker</b></font>

237
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,809
<b>what does a poet bring to
the table in the world</b>

238
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,491
<b>we are facing, his skillset was
the definition of useless.</b>

239
00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,329
<b>That doesn't mean you had to kill him.</b>

240
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,206
<b>Was it any crueler than letting an
atomic cloud peel his skin off?</b>

241
00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,044
<b>Do you not see the weather?</b>

242
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,807
<font color="
just going to sit on a rock</b>

243
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,921
<b>and wait to be scorched?</b>

244
00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,291
<b>If you hadn't voted in a slot</b>

245
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,531
<b>he would have killed you to get in.</b>

246
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,087
<b>How can you know that?</b>

247
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,481
<b>Your still not locking on the
conditions of the excercise</b>

248
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:54,087
<font color="
who deserves a slot on your bunker.</b>

249
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,806
<b>Your one tool: Logic.</b>

250
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:57,887
<b>The variables?</b>

251
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,401
<b>Your skill sets as indicated
on the cards you chosen.</b>

252
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:04,491
<b>Other than that, you are in the thought
experiment as you are in real life.</b>

253
00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,242
<font color="

254
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,526
<b>I'm a pacifist.</b>

255
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,369
<b>So he is a pacifist in our experiment</b>

256
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,442
<b>it was close call</b>

257
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,289
<b>between two people of different gender</b>

258
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,528
<b>preference always goes to the girl.</b>

259
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:21,408
<b>Becouse child bearing becomes
job?1 after the apocalypse.</b></font>

260
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,688
<b>Who are you in this experiment?</b>

261
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,601
<b>I am the wild card. A person
whose skillset you don't know</b>

262
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,326
<b>so you have to assest wether
it's worth keeping me around</b>

263
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:34,963
<b>you might learn something from
me, that you need to survive.</b>

264
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,326
<b>Sounds inconsistent.</b>

265
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,881
<font color="
as the chap who enforces the rules.</b>

266
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,686
<b>I'm an orthopedic surgeon. Which is ever
better than being a regular doctor,</b>

267
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,041
<b>'couse I specialize in fixing broken bones</b>

268
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,690
<b>which I expect we'll have many</b>.

269
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,811
<b>I provide excellent value, so it's
hard to invision not voting me in.</b>

270
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,361
<font color="

271
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,761
<b>So, I'm a harpist.</b>

272
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,768
<b>It's rather worse than that.
Your a harpist without a harp.</b>

273
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,560
<b>Is that really the measure of a man?</b>

274
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,327
<b>Wether or not he has his harp
with him, post-cataclysm.</b>

275
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,970
<b>But even if you had a harp,</b>

276
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,921
<font color="
goes, harp playing is not crucial</b>

277
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,006
<b>so who votes to give Russell a slot?</b>

278
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,441
<b>Fuck it.</b>

279
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,367
<b>Zoo-ology just ins't a
skillset we absolutly need</b>

280
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,561
<b>we all know about animals.</b>

281
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:45,490
<b>A carpenter is basic, how can
we not have a carpenter?</b>

282
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,409
<font color="

283
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:48,971
<b>we obviously need an electrician.</b>

284
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,367
<b>I don't really know what a
wine auctioneer even does.</b>

285
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,285
<b>A fashion designer? Beatrice,
I wish I could say yes,</b>

286
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:57,131
<b>but how would what you know
about clothes help us survive?</b>

287
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,848
<b>Nelson, you're such a good guy but
your a housekeeper, it's low value.</b></font>

288
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,167
<b>Omosede is a senator. She knows the law</b>.

289
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,607
<b>She knows how to negotiate,
she knows how to lead.</b>

290
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,370
<b>James is an organic farmer</b>

291
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,926
<b>if we cant grow food, we can't live.</b>

292
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:15,290
<b>A gelatto maker is lovely,
truly lovely, but that's it.</b>

293
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,765
<font color="

294
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,809
<b>with no more houses to buy or sell?</b>

295
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,928
<b>Look I always wanted to
be an austrounaut but I</b>

296
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,804
<b>don't think we'll be sending
ships into space any time soon.</b>

297
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,891
<b>Jack has a phd in chemistry, that's
vital in a thousand different ways.</b>

298
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,126
<font color="

299
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,971
<b>in a world where we are all going to be
traumatize for the rest of our lifes.</b>

300
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,206
<b>A hedge front manager</b>

301
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,529
<b>it will be like giving a slot to a vampire.</b>

302
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,086
<b>A structural engineer means we can rebuild</b>

303
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,168
<b>houses, bridges, dams..</b>

304
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,409
<font color="
except ways to kill people?</b>

305
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,085
<b>Ways to keep the peace, of course.</b>

306
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,089
<b>An opera singer is essential</b>

307
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,606
<b>for entertaiment, for
relaxation, for inspiration.</b>

308
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,285
<b>What does Mr. Zimit bring?</b>

309
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,648
<b>The answer is, we don't know.</b>

310
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:59,245
<font color="
card, it's too big a risk.</b>

311
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:03,530
<b>I think we can survive without an
opera singer, at best it's a luxery</b>.

312
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,163
<b>Mr. Zimit is bringing some kind of
secret utility, that can really matter.</b>

313
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,847
<b>I would rather have the chance
to win big than win small.</b>

314
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,240
<b>All in favor of giving
Mr. Zimit the last slot.</b></font>

315
00:22:56,560 --> 00:23:00,326
<b>We're going to be cooped up for a whole
year, let's take 5 minutes and be alone.</b>

316
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,685
<b>I found these in a stream,
should I bring them?</b>

317
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,165
<b>Thanks for staying to save me.</b>

318
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:41,043
<b>What makes you think I stayed for you?</b>

319
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,011
<b>Well I think you stayed to
save me from getting a "C"</b>.

320
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,081
<font color="

321
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,163
<b>They din't want to face the
agony of death by radiation</b>

322
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:40,321
<b>they asked me to help.</b>

323
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,803
<b>I don't want him in the bunker with us.</b>

324
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,000
<b>Listen, I'm going to try
some hydroponic gardening</b>

325
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,960
<b>while we're locked in for the year.</b>

326
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,604
<font color="
vitamins in our own system</b>

327
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,006
<b>instead of just the freeze dried stuff.</b>

328
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:13,330
<b>So, if everybody could
take a quick look around</b>

329
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,680
<b>and bring in whatever
plants or herbs you find</b>

330
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,801
<b>that'd be a big help.</b>

331
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:02,521
<b>Better three hours too early,
than one minute too late.</b>

332
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,331
<font color="

333
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:40,566
<b>We never saw the bathroom.</b>

334
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,681
<b>There's no condoms.</b>

335
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,765
<b>Sex isn't for fun anymore.</b>

336
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,086
<b>Come look at this.</b>

337
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,446
<b>It's a retreat space to take
the edge of cabin fever</b>

338
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,681
<b>artificial garden, phototherapy</b>

339
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,123
<font color="

340
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,242
<b>I could live through a year in a bunker</b>.

341
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:05,171
<b>I could find the fields, I
could rebuild the world</b>.

342
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:13,205
<b>I can do anything. As long as your with me.</b>

343
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,241
<b>It's a lie, there is no exit code.</b>

344
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,641
<b>Let's find out. No, no, no!</b>

345
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,121
<font color="

346
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,890
<b>What if we do need a code to get out?</b>

347
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,161
<b>Well, we're going have to live through
the year not knowing the answer to that.</b>

348
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,927
<b>Can I point out, that
isntead of writing down</b>

349
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,530
<b>he was the only one who had the code</b>

350
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,681
<font color="

351
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,448
<b>- Meaning?
- He was only taunting us.</b>

352
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,644
<b>He knew it'd be a riddle gnawing
at our brains for 12 months</b>.

353
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,361
<b>I'm not sure about that.</b>

354
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,600
<b>Why would a bunker need a code to get out?</b>

355
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,166
<b>Security precaution</b>

356
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,680
<font color="
early, without realizing it would kill us.</b>

357
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,410
<b>He woudln't bury us in here</b>

358
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,601
<b>maybe he would.</b>

359
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,168
<b>We did do the dirty on
him and lock him out.</b>

360
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,000
<b>364 days till we know whos right.</b>

361
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,047
<b>It wasn't what you'ed call a heavenly year.</b>

362
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:52,003
<font color="
side of an atomic apocalypse</b>

363
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,371
<b>is no joy, under the best of circumstances.</b>

364
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,601
<b>But it's far worse.</b>

365
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,087
<b>When your there, brooding over the calendar</b>

366
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:05,401
<b>wondering if the end of your first agony,
will be the beginning of your next.</b>

367
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,843
<b>Without the exit code,
there was no getting out</b></font>

368
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,970
<b>every idea the mind could
spit up was tried.</b>

369
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,447
<b>Beginning with the bunker's small armory.</b>

370
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:27,089
<b>It was all in vain. The emotional
instead of rational calculus</b>

371
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,044
<b>used to deny the one person
a slot in the bunker</b>

372
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,686
<b>who as it turns out</b>

373
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:38,003
<font color="
was now producing it's inescaple result.</b>

374
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,687
<b>Eventually the last container of food</b>

375
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,407
<b>from the last storage bin,
was cooked and served.</b>

376
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,369
<b>No proper meals followed,</b>

377
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:19,487
<b>only scraps of nourishment
from any source available.</b>

378
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,289
<font color="

379
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:37,971
<b>a brain aneurysm.</b>

380
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,890
<b>Not a medical examiner
was present to say so</b>

381
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,206
<b>brought on by acute mental anguish</b>.

382
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,729
<b>Those who couln't bear what
they done to stay alive</b>

383
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:21,529
<b>or what horrors they had to look forward
to, until they die, asked for help.</b>

384
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,766
<font color="

385
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,611
<b>which had lasted several
weeks longer than a year</b>

386
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,403
<b>becouse there had been only 9 people in the
bunker, instead of 10, dribbled to a halt</b>

387
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,321
<b>hyphoxia followed and then it was all done.</b>

388
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,201
<b>Charming.</b>

389
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,607
<b>I was eaten.</b>

390
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,523
<font color="
only you knowing the exit code</b>

391
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,051
<b>it's quite coincidental.</b>

392
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:11,240
<b>Einstein said "coincidence it's just
God's way of staying anonymous."</b>

393
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,365
<b>So God gave you the code?</b>

394
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:18,407
<b>I stipulated I was the wild card,
wich you get in any random sampling.</b>

395
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,126
<font color="

396
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,210
<b>on what you din't know
about me, you chose wrong.</b>

397
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:31,727
<b>Becouse what you din't know about
me, is I'm a bunker builder</b>

398
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,970
<b>with the indonisian defense department</b>

399
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,084
<b>as a matter of fact, I built
the bunker you just died in.</b>

400
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,200
<font color="
since I keyed it into the system myself.</b>

401
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,960
<b>Don't worry about it you'll do
better in the next iteration.</b>

402
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,206
<b>Next iteration?</b>

403
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,961
<b>Mont Bromo.</b>

404
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,245
<b>New iteration: New location.</b>

405
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:16,845
<b>But we still have a bunker and
we still have an apocalypse.</b>

406
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,400
<font color="

407
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,090
<b>So how would it be any different this time?</b>

408
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,965
<b>Theres always another
angle to any experiment</b>

409
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,286
<b>and you saw going in</b>

410
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,649
<b>no one in the world is define
only by his or her skillset</b>

411
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:01,444
<b>theres always more to the story</b>

412
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,763
<font color="

413
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,804
<b>hold on, one at a time.</b>

414
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:10,921
<b>I'm an organic farmer. Who is gay.</b>

415
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:13,680
<b>Thats not going to win votes.</b>

416
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,729
<b>- Why not?
- Becouse we're stepping things up</b>

417
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,722
<b>every bunker around the world
is now required to get</b>

418
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,240
<font color="

419
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:24,723
<b>Preferably, produce a healthy baby during
the course of the year's confiment.</b>

420
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,046
<b>That still doesn't answer my question.
I'm a farmer, I'm gay.</b>

421
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,520
<b>No big deal, I still know
what I know about farming</b>

422
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,120
<b>and I can still sleep with a girl to get her
pregnant, if that's what your talking about.</b></font>

423
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:40,370
<b>I still have the right equipment
so, whoever wants to vote for me?</b>

424
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:52,209
<b>I'm an orthopedic surgeon, who
on a trip to Uganda last week</b>

425
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,005
<b>"foot doctors without borders"
was exposed to the Ebola virus</b>

426
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,202
<b>may or may not be on the verge of a
full blown ebola hemorrhagic fever.</b>

427
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:05,569
<font color="
risk a slot on a doctor</b>

428
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,961
<b>could save your life, if she
doesn't drop dead next week.</b>

429
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,569
<b>Or who could just as easily
infect you with the virus</b>

430
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,921
<b>that will exterminate the whole bunker.</b>

431
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,009
<b>I highly doubt I contracted the
disease, I'm sure I'll be fine</b>

432
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,240
<font color="
the apocalypse with healthcare?</b>

433
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:49,562
<b>I don't think thats
logical decision macking.</b>

434
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,807
<b>I think it's irrational
surrender to fear mongering.</b>

435
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,208
<b>I won't be leaving here with warm
memories of you, becouse of this.</b>

436
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,328
<b>I don't care, how warm
your memories of me are</b>.

437
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:10,930
<font color="
brain to their largest possible size.</b>

438
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,008
<b>Your a mean bean Mr. Zimit.</b>

439
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,320
<b>And pardon me for saying but somedays
your logic reeks of bullshit.</b>

440
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,361
<b>Next.</b>

441
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,645
<b>I'm a hedge front manager</b>

442
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,481
<b>who becouse of a phobia about armageddon</b>

443
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:37,527
<font color="
diamonds, zaphiries, gold and platnium in hand</b>

444
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,245
<b>and unlike paper money it holds
its value during war or famine</b>

445
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:44,885
<b>on a cataclysm like this.</b>

446
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:50,169
<b>Plus shes a girl. She has girl parts.</b>

447
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,887
<b>Chips, you're up.</b>

448
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,527
<b>I'm a carpenter</b>.

449
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,528
<font color="

450
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,688
<b>Atomic war is going to
flatten everything, right?</b>

451
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:12,409
<b>So, we're going to need to build new houses,
lawns and sheds with our bare hands</b>.

452
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,443
<b>Everything is going to be made
out of wood for a century</b>

453
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,686
<b>that takes expertise</b>.

454
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,441
<b>I'm voting for Chips.</b>

455
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,641
<font color="

456
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:30,410
<b>I am a structural engineer, who
is also an electrical engineer.</b>

457
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:32,681
<b>Hard to argue with that</b>.

458
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,251
<b>I'm an electrician</b>.

459
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,606
<b>Who has fibrodysplasia
progressive ossificans</b>

460
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,840
<b>it's a very rare disease of the
connective tissue. A mutation.</b>

461
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,041
<font color="
or bump into something</b>

462
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,891
<b>wherever I hurt myself turns
to bone on the inside</b>

463
00:42:58,120 --> 00:42:59,451
<b>in the end I'll ossifice all over</b>.

464
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:04,164
<b>I'll be a statue under my skin.
I'll only be able to move my lips.</b>

465
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:10,004
<b>Andy, I'm sorry mate,
but that's not so good.</b>

466
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,126
<font color="
help get the electrical grid working but</b>

467
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,091
<b>if your all turn to bone</b>.

468
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,160
<b>You'r not going to be able to
climb the transmission towers</b>

469
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,044
<b>or even walk.</b>

470
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,808
<b>I could be really carefull</b>

471
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,048
<b>and try not to bump into
things for a few years.</b>

472
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,081
<font color="

473
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,570
<b>Also, your no treat for the gene pool.</b>

474
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,811
<b>Petra's extra degree in
electrical engineering</b>

475
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,125
<b>means your skillset as an
electrician won't be much missed.</b>

476
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,924
<b>What's going on? We already had our blast.</b>

477
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,921
<b>This is worse than before</b>.

478
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,245
<font color="
an atomic free for fall</b>

479
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,200
<b>we better wrap this up. Poppy.</b>

480
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,287
<b>I'm a psychotherapist, though its true</b>.

481
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,164
<b>I had a histerectomy at the age of 12</b>

482
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,564
<b>due to pediatric overian cancer.</b>

483
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,890
<b>So you can't have kids?</b>

484
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,563
<b>I'm a zoo-ologist and I
blog at night for PETA.</b></font>

485
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,970
<b>Well there are no more zoos
and no more computers...</b>

486
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,091
<b>there are still animals</b>.

487
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:34,722
<b>Vivian, we are at the dividing line
between survival and anihalation</b>.

488
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,447
<b>What do you have to offer
after the bombs stop falling?</b>

489
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,531
<b>I'm a Phd in chemistry,
who won the genetic lotto</b>

490
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,804
<font color="

491
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,604
<b>Joint disease or brain disease.</b>

492
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,482
<b>Barring a knife to the neck
or stepping into quick sand</b>.

493
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,764
<b>I will live to the age of 103 without any
serious physical ailment or impediment.</b>

494
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,290
<b>I'm a real state agent but also a midwife</b>

495
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,646
<b>a male midwife?</b>

496
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,204
<font color="

497
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,170
<b>We lost our doctor, we need
someone who can deliver babies</b>

498
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,323
<b>how can we not vote for midwife?</b>

499
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:18,006
<b>I'm a gelato maker. That's it.</b>

500
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:23,406
<b>Theres nothing on the inside of my card.</b>

501
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:24,767
<b>All agaisnt.</b>

502
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,282
<b>I'm an opera singer, so
I speak seven langueges</b></font>

503
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,926
<b>we'll need to be able to
communicate with survivers</b>

504
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:40,690
<b>from other bunkers around the world.</b>

505
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,886
<b>There's something else.</b>

506
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:51,564
<b>But, why does the inside
of my card say two things?</b>

507
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,881
<b>And mine said none?</b>

508
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,123
<b>Must be a typo, keep going.</b>

509
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,683
<font color="

510
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,125
<b>and if theres no hospital</b>

511
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,931
<b>and no doctor to take out the
tumor, I'll lose my voice</b>.

512
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,246
<b>I won't be able to sing or speak</b>

513
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,651
<b>even though the cancer will
stop just short of killing me.</b>

514
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,288
<b>I'm a wine auctioneer. I have an I.
Q of 200.</b>

515
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,646
<font color="

516
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,006
<b>Your voting for everyone</b>

517
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,605
<b>shes litterally a genius.</b>

518
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,524
<b>I'ts less Impressive than it sounds</b>

519
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,208
<b>a wine auctioneer who test well is...</b>

520
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,405
<b>not a must have for saving
civilization, I'm sorry Mitz.</b>

521
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,601
<b>I'm a fashion designer</b>

522
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:50,008
<font color="
wear out of bamboo cashmier.</b>

523
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,926
<b>So I'm a left brain, right
brain success story.</b>

524
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,687
<b>Insignificant. All agaisnt?</b>

525
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:02,650
<b>I'm a harpist, with an
autism spectrum disorder.</b>

526
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,964
<b>I'm a United States senator</b>

527
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,809
<b>who would have become the best female
cheif justice of the supreme court</b></font>

528
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,486
<b>and the most effective american
jurist in the generation.</b>

529
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,808
<b>I'm a soldier with a
document eidetic memory</b>

530
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:20,608
<b>the army has me on tape reciting the
first 92 thousand decimal places of Pi.</b>

531
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:24,042
<b>I'm a housekeeper, who is
such a good and kind person</b>

532
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,321
<font color="

533
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,011
<b>as I walk through the gates
of heaven, if heaven exist.</b>

534
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,768
<b>And if not, I'm just a
nice guy who clean rooms</b>.

535
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,641
<b>Are we seriously considering this?</b>

536
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,161
<b>We need more boys.</b>

537
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,722
<b>He is a house keeper.</b>

538
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,366
<b>No nation suceeds without
the strong working class</b></font>

539
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:43,084
<b>he's strong, I say we let in some strenght.</b>

540
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,121
<b>I'm a published poet who...</b>

541
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,411
<b>I'm afraid his slot is for me.</b>

542
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,970
<b>Why would we give it to you now?</b>

543
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,010
<b>We never got the exit code from him</b>

544
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,971
<b>we still need what he knows.</b>

545
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:41,210
<font color="

546
00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:45,963
<b>I intent to outrun these blasts, I
have room for passagers is up to you!</b>

547
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:34,727
<b>Move! Move! Move!</b>

548
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:15,444
<b>Petra, Petra, pleaser. Petra, please stop!</b>

549
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,681
<b>Petra, pleaser!</b>

550
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:23,801
<b>What happened?</b>

551
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,527
<b>I walked in on James and Jack.</b>

552
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:33,961
<font color="

553
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,644
<b>This is how I am now, you know that.</b>

554
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,240
<b>But with Jack?</b>

555
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,562
<b>Yeah the rules are, except for
what's written on the cards we are</b>.

556
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,763
<b>In the thought experiment
what we are in real life</b>.

557
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:48,761
<b>I din't know</b>

558
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,160
<b>my boyfriend was over from Cambridge
in christmas, you met him.</b></font>

559
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:55,531
<b>I thought that was your cousin</b>.

560
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,561
<b>My cousin?</b>

561
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,087
<b>I misunderstood for some
reason, I apologize.</b>

562
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:22,761
<b>You ok?</b>

563
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,088
<b>At least James can still
be your baby daddy.</b>

564
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,731
<b>We can still procreate with him.</b>

565
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,524
<font color="

566
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,761
<b>I'm just not sure I feel right
about sleeping with a girl</b>

567
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,000
<b>for me, it'd be unatural.</b>

568
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,847
<b>And for the survival of the
speicies you couln't fake it?</b>

569
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,201
<b>Which you said you would.</b>

570
00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,687
<b>Should I have to?</b>

571
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,486
<b>I mean do we really understand
what the bigguer picture is?</b></font>

572
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,331
<b>Maybe by not procreating I'm
helping the species to survive</b>

573
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:14,367
<b>or even, evolve in some complicated
way we can't understand.</b>

574
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,326
<b>Evolve, by not procreating?</b>

575
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,083
<b>Maybe this a good time to go
over how we are going to pair up</b>

576
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:30,246
<b>we need to get a pregnancy
going as fast as we can</b>

577
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,927
<font color="
females, doesn't leave many options.</b>

578
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:39,608
<b>First of all, Bonnie and Plum are both having
their periods, so they're out for now.</b>

579
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,644
<b>How did you know I'm having my period?</b>

580
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:44,367
<b>I'm a midwife. I can tell.</b>

581
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:49,570
<b>And I think Omosede has her eye on Nelson,</b>

582
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,201
<font color="

583
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,651
<b>Does that sound ok to you?</b>

584
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:00,327
<b>Lovely.</b>

585
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,524
<b>Which leaves Petra, who's ovulating</b>

586
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:09,242
<b>and for sperm donation is Mr. Zimit.</b>

587
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,887
<b>What?</b>

588
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,121
<b>Well you said you were out on principle.</b>

589
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:19,401
<font color="

590
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:38,163
<b>So Jack is out. Nelson is already spoken for.
Chips is unfurtanetly Sterile.</b>

591
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:40,444
<b>And sleeping across religios
lines isnt forbbiden</b>

592
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,689
<b>per say, in my faith but</b>

593
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:49,490
<b>sleeping with a partner whos
not otherwise chased, is.</b>

594
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,646
<b>Which leaves Mr. Zimit</b>.

595
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,250
<font color="

596
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,441
<b>What, right now?</b>

597
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,121
<b>Petra?</b>

598
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,280
<b>Petra, just because I don't
want to sleep with you anymore</b>

599
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:41,203
<b>doesn't mean I don't love you anymore.</b>

600
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:40,601
<b>It's not working</b>

601
00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:44,721
<b>whats not working?</b>

602
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,926
<b>Four women in prime physical
condition, ten weeks of intercouse</b></font>

603
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:53,564
<b>no pregnancies. Something's not right.</b>

604
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,204
<b>We're ten of the last people on earth</b>

605
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,761
<b>we're stuck in a bunker</b>

606
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,082
<b>and we're under the
influence of an atomic war</b>

607
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,489
<b>that for some unknown reason,
keeps going on and on</b>

608
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:08,686
<b>the stress alone is enough
to stop conception.</b></font>

609
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,882
<b>The uteros ins't stupid,
it knows what it's doing</b>

610
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,527
<b>evidently it still needs some help.</b>

611
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,000
<b>I don't like the sound of that.</b>

612
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,204
<b>Do you really still not see it?</b>

613
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,129
<b>We're not here just to save ourselves</b>

614
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,807
<b>we're here to make sure
that human life continues</b>

615
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,286
<font color="

616
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,291
<b>multiple partners for the girls</b>

617
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,811
<b>and this time all of the boys
are going to have to contribute</b>

618
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,285
<b>to maximize our odds.</b>

619
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,880
<b>No matter how much one
of them doesn't like it.</b>

620
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,721
<b>We are pushing logic hard to try to survive</b>

621
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:55,208
<font color="
we have big problems to solve</b>

622
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:00,367
<b>but philosophy isn't morality
and even logic has it's limit</b>

623
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:05,203
<b>so let me explain this to you.</b>

624
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,971
<b>You will not force me, to be with any boy</b>

625
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,687
<b>other than the one I want to be with
or different boys on different nights.</b>

626
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,687
<font color="

627
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:56,086
<b>Get up! Get up, all of you! Out! Out</b>.

628
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:01,247
<b>Out! All of you, out! Not you.</b>

629
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,408
<b>Go! Now! Move!</b>

630
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,804
<b>Human beings were built with a design flaw</b>

631
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,009
<b>we believe what we feel rather than what is</b>

632
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,011
<b>which means that the weaker
minded among us are...</b></font>

633
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:40,725
<b>easily suede by impassioned arguments.
Even when they're very bad ideas</b>.

634
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,486
<b>I wont have you debating
us into extinction.</b>

635
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,647
<b>I'll say what I want, if you
don't like it, shoot me.</b>

636
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,001
<b>No!!!</b>

637
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:44,731
<b>One more round? We can do better!</b>

638
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:54,168
<b>I have a question. Why
did you cough before?</b></font>

639
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,087
<b>What?</b>

640
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:01,410
<b>Right after I picked my card you
had a sort of. . Coughing fit.</b>

641
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:06,887
<b>And you had another one right
after Petra picked hers.</b>

642
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:15,011
<b>You haven't coughed since it's...
It's curious.</b>

643
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:18,881
<b>I took a cough drop.</b>

644
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,048
<b>I din't notice, and I've
been looking right at you</b></font>

645
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:15,888
<b>it has secret compartments
, it's like a magicians box.</b>

646
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,730
<b>These all say the same thing</b>.

647
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,290
<b>Organic farmer, whos gay</b>

648
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:36,605
<b>that's why you had me go first</b>

649
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,683
<b>so any card I picked would
have been the same.</b>

650
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,404
<b>Then you switched them out
so any card Petra picked</b></font>

651
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,567
<b>would have been the same</b>

652
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,244
<b>then you switch in all the
random cards for everybody else</b>

653
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,163
<b>first you made me important</b>

654
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,285
<b>by making me a farmer</b>

655
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,883
<b>then you made me irrelevant
by making me gay.</b>

656
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,371
<b>Which is relevant and
awesome if it's real but</b>

657
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:12,646
<font color="
me out of the gene pool?</b>

658
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,251
<b>I get that you never though I
was smart enough for your class</b>

659
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,848
<b>does it really offend you
that much that I'm here?</b>

660
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,525
<b>Becouse that's one seriously
demented vandetta</b>

661
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,041
<b>agaisnt one harmlessly mediocre student.</b>

662
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,006
<font color="

663
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:40,161
<b>Yeah.</b>

664
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:41,767
<b>Sum it up.</b>

665
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:47,521
<b>A person lives his entire life
from when he is a little kid</b>

666
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,803
<b>chained to a wall inside a cave,
were all he ever sees are shadows</b>

667
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,365
<b>and all he ever hears are echoes</b>

668
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:57,805
<font color="
really looks like and sounds like</b>

669
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,767
<b>then one day he is unchained and he</b>

670
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,325
<b>realizes there were bodies
casting the shadows</b>

671
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,084
<b>and voices making the echoes</b>

672
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:14,440
<b>his whole idea of what was
real was just an illusion.</b>

673
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:24,650
<b>That sounds a bit like you</b>.

674
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:33,327
<font color="
by privilage and good luck</b>

675
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,401
<b>watching shadows of beautifull shapes</b>

676
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:38,965
<b>and hearing echoes of success</b>

677
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:44,041
<b>and thinking "thats how things trully,
rightfully and eternally are".</b>

678
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,800
<b>Well now you got a glimpse
through that illusion</b>.

679
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:53,810
<font color="

680
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:56,485
<b>I'd call it a tutorial.</b>

681
01:06:57,600 --> 01:07:02,561
<b>I can tell your lying to me, I
just don't know what about.</b>

682
01:07:06,800 --> 01:07:11,328
<b>If you really wanted to enlightent me or disillusioned
me or whatever your deciding to call it.</b>

683
01:07:11,520 --> 01:07:14,091
<b>I still don't understand why you</b>

684
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:15,440
<font color="

685
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:20,728
<b>Why not a, I don't know, a florist?
So I'd never make the cut at all.</b>

686
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,561
<b>You know what? I do want another round.</b>

687
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,129
<b>You havent had enough
philosophy for one day?</b>

688
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:32,890
<b>I wanna go again. Let's reset and
get our doomsday on, one more time.</b>

689
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,207
<b>Please, can we not?</b>

690
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,000
<font color="

691
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,606
<b>Let's do another one.</b>

692
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,487
<b>Great.</b>

693
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:51,841
<b>Just one thing this time,
you are a florist.</b>

694
01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:10,361
<b>Are we early?</b>

695
01:08:11,520 --> 01:08:14,729
<b>Nothing yet. I'll do a quick check.</b>

696
01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:43,803
<b>Looks like you could use some company.</b>

697
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,327
<font color="

698
01:08:56,880 --> 01:08:57,961
<b>Why?</b>

699
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,122
<b>Becouse I know how hard
this has been on you.</b>

700
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,329
<b>I'm going to change things now</b>

701
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,481
<b>you're not going to like it.</b>

702
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,364
<b>I have a proposition to make</b>

703
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,284
<b>we've had trouble deciding who
gets a slot the past few times</b>

704
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:42,206
<font color="
could go, if your willing.</b>

705
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:48,565
<b>You all know me. You know what kind of
person I am, for better or for worse</b>

706
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,041
<b>so I'd like to be in charge
of who's in and who's out</b>

707
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:57,245
<b>and if you agree I promise I'll use
my very best and fairest judgment</b>.

708
01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:14,768
<b>I'm staying out of it, you have
to find your own fate now.</b></font>

709
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:11,121
<b>Is this a joke?</b>

710
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,925
<b>As is, your staying out of it?</b>

711
01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,810
<b>Have an obligation to step back in</b>.

712
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:19,366
<b>If I see a student about
to walk off a cliff</b>

713
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,846
<b>this is who you want to let in?</b>

714
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,091
<b>A wine auctioneer?</b>

715
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:26,050
<font color="

716
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:29,204
<b>which made her smart enough to pack
a case of red and a case of white</b>

717
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,322
<b>into the boat for our field trip.</b>

718
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:42,440
<b>That's a shame. Becouse that A
just vanished into thin air.</b>

719
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,131
<b>A fashion designer?</b>

720
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:49,443
<b>Dressing well boost self esteem</b>

721
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,604
<font color="

722
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,041
<b>productivity rebuilds civilization.</b>

723
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,161
<b>A-</b>

724
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:06,161
<b>Petra this is disorder. The poet?</b>

725
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:10,127
<b>The poet, we would've known if
you'd let him describe himself</b>

726
01:12:10,560 --> 01:12:12,608
<b>he is also a champion poker player</b>

727
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:14,685
<b>and he brought his cards.</b>

728
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:17,488
<font color="

729
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,961
<b>Some people consider autism a gift.</b>

730
01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,366
<b>B </b>.

731
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:28,563
<b>She was exposed to the
ebola virus last week.</b>

732
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,643
<b>I'm praying she wasn't infected.</b>

733
01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:33,447
<b>Down to a "B"</b>

734
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:36,244
<b>she's an opera singer
thats struck with cancer</b>

735
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,124
<font color="

736
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,367
<b>whats the point?</b>

737
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:43,765
<b>We could be dead in three days,
I'd like to fall sleep to music</b>

738
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:45,126
<b>before it's all over.</b>

739
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,850
<b>B -</b>

740
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:57,401
<b>Jack, you've got the beautifull
difference in your favor</b>

741
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,968
<b>and we need to make sure a virtue
like that stays in the gene pool</b>.</font>

742
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:03,842
<b>Sorry I don't mean to sound ungreatfull</b>

743
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:07,885
<b>but I'm I the only one who won't
have anyone in here to be with</b>

744
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,766
<b>there isn't anyone now</b>

745
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:13,971
<b>but what about in here? Can we carry over?</b>

746
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:17,165
<b>Wait sorry, you want someone whos
not out, to come out right now?</b>

747
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,688
<font color="
in a thought experiment.</b>

748
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,168
<b>We graduate tommorow, nows a
good time to make a move.</b>

749
01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,964
<b>Out of 20 of us, statisticly,
theres gotta be somebody else.</b>

750
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,809
<b>Really? Nobody?</b>

751
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:58,001
<b>Parker?! get in.</b>

752
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:07,801
<b>You have two slots left. Choose.</b>

753
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:20,049
<font color="
no way you can justify it.</b>

754
01:14:29,080 --> 01:14:31,160
<b>You're willing to go through
life defending yourself</b>

755
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,362
<b>everytime someone checks your transcript?</b>

756
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:37,451
<b>Explaining that you really were
the best student in the class</b>

757
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:43,841
<b>but you almost fail becouse...
I dont't know what?</b>

758
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:58,921
<font color="

759
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:09,120
<b>Get out of there! Get out!</b>

760
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,370
<b>Get Out!</b>

761
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,607
<b>Are you looking for this?</b>

762
01:15:22,760 --> 01:15:23,966
<b>Can I give you a hug?</b>

763
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:35,291
<b>I'm going to give back to you now</b>

764
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,721
<b>you're going to walk away and
find your own faith with it.</b>

765
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,685
<font color="
have them if you need them</b>.

766
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,007
<b>Put them away!</b>

767
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,688
<b>Put the bullets away and go!</b>

768
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:39,369
<b>You can't shoot me, you're a pacifist.</b>

769
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,081
<b>I'll make an exception.</b>

770
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:47,166
<b>You won't know the exit code without me</b>

771
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:49,251
<b>7-3-8-7-2</b>

772
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:03,401
<font color="

773
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,326
<b>Petra, get in.</b>

774
01:17:19,320 --> 01:17:21,766
<b>I din't ask to run this
so I could save myself</b>.

775
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:28,171
<b>It's the last slot, Petra!</b>

776
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,683
<b>Bonnie, get inside.</b>

777
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:39,800
<b>I'm a soldier, I know how to knock things down,
you're an engineers you know how to build things up.</b>

778
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,007
<font color="

779
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:43,651
<b>My logic's fuzzier</b>

780
01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,362
<b>in my apocalypse everybody is
worth as much as everybody else</b>

781
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:49,402
<b>no.</b>

782
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:50,965
<b>I'm not letting you sacrifice
yourself to save me</b>.

783
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,162
<b>I won't let you sacrifice
yourself to save me.</b>

784
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:54,202
<b>Then we'll both go up in smoke</b>

785
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:56,320
<font color="
slot for someone to live.</b>

786
01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:00,927
<b>Chips?</b>

787
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:13,289
<b>Petra. I't doesn't matter about
the slots, we have to go now.</b>

788
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,650
<b>We'll take the boat and get away.</b>

789
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,571
<b>We'll find an island outside
the detonation zone</b>

790
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,361
<b>theres still time.</b>

791
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:33,730
<font color="

792
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:49,845
<b>Let's go. Let's go!</b>

793
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,526
<b>So we settle in for a year inside a bunker</b>

794
01:19:30,240 --> 01:19:32,846
<b>keeping safe from an atomic holocaust</b>

795
01:19:33,760 --> 01:19:36,081
<b>and dispite the horrific circumstances,</b>

796
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:40,606
<b>which should have made everyone
of us absolutly miserable,</b>

797
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,766
<font color="

798
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:47,091
<b>Toby's cards help</b>

799
01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:02,081
<b>and good wine</b>

800
01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,083
<b>and poker kept our spirits up</b>

801
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:11,811
<b>specially since Plum had been
genorous enough to leave us her gold</b>

802
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:15,120
<b>and when Mitzy confessed</b>

803
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,086
<b>she always brought along something a
bit stronger on out of town trips</b></font>

804
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,123
<b>some of us were glad to know it.</b>

805
01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:24,046
<b>Then there was Shakespear.</b>

806
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:38,766
<b>And once a month we had an original poem.</b>

807
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:27,765
<b>And now and then, late at
night, on of us danced</b>

808
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,683
<b>becouse if you don't
know what a gelato maker</b>

809
01:21:32,800 --> 01:21:34,802
<b>is practicing in his spare time</b>

810
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:37,570
<font color="

811
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:52,567
<b>One good thing about the apocalypse: All the
extra time we are going to have together.</b>

812
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,683
<b>Becouse I might need the next 20 or</b>

813
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,806
<b>30 years just to tell you
everyway I love you.</b>

814
01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,210
<b>Now you say it back to me.</b>

815
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:22,360
<b>I like your nose</b>

816
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:27,281
<font color="

817
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:34,647
<b>The way you smile</b>

818
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,287
<b>and I love your terrible poems</b>

819
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:51,566
<b>theres a girl I know named Petra,</b>

820
01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:57,850
<b>shes smart and cute, etc,</b>

821
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:02,080
<b>I like her hair, it's blond and fair</b>

822
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:06,848
<b>and I'm really glad I metcha.</b>

823
01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:17,168
<b>So you only like me for
the things I do badly?</b></font>

824
01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,121
<b>No.</b>

825
01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:39,126
<b>We had an universe to ourselves for a while</b>

826
01:23:41,320 --> 01:23:42,765
<b>and in our universe</b>

827
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:50,730
<b>we had art, we had literature
and we had engineering.</b>

828
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:55,369
<b>The machine room was a trobe of spare parts</b>

829
01:23:55,840 --> 01:23:59,606
<b>puzzle pieces for all kinds of
acts of creation and cunstruction</b>

830
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,807
<font color="

831
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:06,091
<b>specially in the service of their friends</b>

832
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:11,001
<b>becouse a harpist without
a harp isn't a liability</b>

833
01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,367
<b>only a riddle to solve.</b>

834
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,683
<b>And finally we prayed</b>

835
01:25:25,960 --> 01:25:28,247
<b>we prayed for our friends
who wern't with us</b>

836
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:31,526
<b>we prayed for the other
survivors around the world</b></font>

837
01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:36,450
<b>we prayed for the animals who din't have
safe places to wait out the trouble</b>

838
01:25:37,040 --> 01:25:40,408
<b>we prayed for our parents we prayed to god</b>

839
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:43,569
<b>there was some kind of
greater plan in the works.</b>

840
01:25:44,360 --> 01:25:47,125
<b>And then the year was up.</b>

841
01:26:11,160 --> 01:26:12,685
<b>The bombs never fell</b>

842
01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:16,206
<b>we're ok.</b>

843
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,040
<font color="

844
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:24,961
<b>And here is what I predict happens next.</b>

845
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:27,722
<b>True, the bombs never felt where you are</b>.

846
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:30,047
<b>But the rest of the world was decimated</b>

847
01:26:30,200 --> 01:26:33,170
<b>but since you're mostly defficient
in skillsets of practical value</b>

848
01:26:33,280 --> 01:26:34,805
<b>you can never get back to yakarta</b>

849
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,288
<font color="
grow food and feed yourselves</b>

850
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:40,086
<b>so you die off.</b>

851
01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:44,607
<b>Becouse where you are,
only the smartest survive.</b>

852
01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:50,962
<b>Tragic and powerfull, But wrong.</b>

853
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:56,767
<b>We live... briefly... yes</b>.

854
01:26:57,640 --> 01:27:00,291
<b>Imperfectly? Of course.</b>

855
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:04,363
<b>Stupidly? Sometimes.</b>

856
01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:11,323
<font color="
thats the way we're made.</b>

857
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,529
<b>And when it's time to die</b>

858
01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:20,329
<b>we don't resist death, we summon it.</b>

859
01:28:02,440 --> 01:28:07,401
<b>This is not philosophy., anymore.</b>

860
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:10,487
<b>How are you here?</b>

861
01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:12,481
<b>I found a cave.</b>

862
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:18,160
<b>I went deep enough down</b>

863
01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:22,763
<font color="
that I now see, never came.</b>

864
01:28:26,960 --> 01:28:30,601
<b>After a few months, I lost track of time</b>

865
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,770
<b>and then I heard you.</b>

866
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:41,121
<b>I have one bullet left</b>

867
01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:46,769
<b>which I will use to kill
you, if you need me to</b>

868
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:52,042
<b>to stop you from commiting
an act so urreasonable</b>

869
01:28:52,360 --> 01:28:54,727
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870
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:20,362
<b>So, can I just say? A tip of
the top hat to our boy Chips.</b>

871
01:30:20,840 --> 01:30:23,844
<b>You chose your love life over
your actual life in that bunker</b>.

872
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,761
<b>I saw it on your face when you made
up your mind to go for the girl.</b>

873
01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:32,602
<b>Petra, I have the keys to the boat.</b>

874
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:39,244
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875
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:48,726
<b>That did not fail to impress</b>

876
01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,767
<b>you know what, that's not
exactly what happened.</b>

877
01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:53,881
<b>We're listening.</b>

878
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:56,128
<b>Ok so I ran a little thought experiment</b>

879
01:30:56,240 --> 01:30:58,083
<b>inside our thought experiment.</b>

880
01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:01,770
<b>I din't think anyone would mind if
I fiddle with things, just a bit</b></font>

881
01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,167
<b>and your thought experiment
has hit what premise?</b>

882
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,682
<b>Whats the point of living
if you can't have sex?</b>

883
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:08,247
<b>Really!?</b>

884
01:31:08,520 --> 01:31:10,887
<b>Yeah, I was just a sterile kid in a bunker</b>

885
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,885
<b>everybody else was starting to
pair up to save the human race</b>

886
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:17,891
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would've been the odd man out</b>

887
01:31:18,920 --> 01:31:23,528
<b>or I could be one man with...
six women all to myself.</b>

888
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:30,810
<b>So I found another uninhabited island
outside the detonation zone...</b>

889
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:33,964
<b>Hold it, I was on that boat
too, what happened to me?</b>

890
01:31:36,880 --> 01:31:37,961
<b>Drowned.</b>

891
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:42,961
<b>And me?</b>

892
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:44,966
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893
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:50,881
<b>What about me?</b>

894
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:56,327
<b>Ah Andy, the day that we arrive at the new
island, you had a run in with the palm tree.</b>

895
01:32:00,120 --> 01:32:03,080
<b>You turned to bone by the end of the
week becouse of your hideous disease.</b>

896
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:05,368
<b>So it was just myself and the ladies.</b>

897
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:10,000
<b>Me being a carpenter, I built a shelter</b>

898
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:11,441
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899
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:16,083
<b>Had a girl for each night of the week
and on the seventh night, I rested.</b>

900
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:18,529
<b>Um, excuse me you're sterile</b>

901
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,165
<b>why would we have sex with you at all?</b>

902
01:32:20,440 --> 01:32:23,444
<b>Ah, becouse thats the flip
side to my thought experiment</b>

903
01:32:23,840 --> 01:32:25,240
<b>what do you do if you're six girls?</b>

904
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:27,408
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repopulating the human race?</b>

905
01:32:27,560 --> 01:32:29,085
<b>You've only got one man to work with?</b>

906
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:33,250
<b>And he's infertile? You
try, try and try again.</b>

907
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,921
<b>Any specialist can tell you
that in someone my age</b>

908
01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:38,486
<b>infertility is more often
than not, sub-fertility.</b>

909
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:40,922
<b>Meaning, even if the
odds are only 1 in 1,000</b></font>

910
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:44,203
<b>that I can get the job done,
theres still a chance</b>

911
01:32:45,400 --> 01:32:47,846
<b>so yeah, I had defective semen</b>.

912
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:51,567
<b>But in the land of the blind,
the one eyed man is king.</b>

913
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:57,891
<b>Well friends, I believe Chips has
just settle the old question:</b>

914
01:32:58,560 --> 01:33:01,166
<b>Is philosophy to real life
as masturbation is to sex?</b>

915
01:33:02,040 --> 01:33:03,121
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916
01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,760
<b>Sometimes you want to have a
wank and a shag in the same day</b>

917
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:13,446
<b>six girls? That's nicely done.</b>

918
01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:18,346
<b>Just putting to good use my large sex organ</b>

919
01:33:19,046 --> 01:33:20,646
<b>my brain.</b>

920
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:22,686
<b>Thanks for that, Chips.</b>

921
01:33:28,440 --> 01:33:30,041
<b>Don't forget to leave me your textbooks.</b>

922
01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:52,361
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923
01:34:56,120 --> 01:34:58,248
<b>taking out your issues with me on James.</b>

924
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,844
<b>Not your finest hour.</b>

925
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,205
<b>He ins't smart enough for you.</b>

926
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,405
<b>How can you still not see it?</b>

927
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:18,482
<b>Being smart ins't everything, has it
done for you just what you hoped?</b>

928
01:35:23,600 --> 01:35:29,607
<b>Punishing him makes no sense...
becouse he doesn't know about us.</b></font>

929
01:35:34,520 --> 01:35:36,010
<b>I'm not sure he needs to know.</b>

930
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:42,528
<b>Specially after the way you behaved today.</b>

931
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:55,768
<b>I love him, so leave him alone.</b>

932
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,123
<b>Guess thats why you din't</b>.

933
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:08,361
<b>I just coulnt put all the pieces together</b>

934
01:36:11,480 --> 01:36:12,561
<b>who could?</b>

935
01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:22,481
<b>You.</b>

936
01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:39,247
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anything away from you</b>.

937
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:44,163
<b>I got mad at you about going to Cornell.</b>

938
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,450
<b>I still don't understand how he got in</b>.

939
01:36:49,280 --> 01:36:50,930
<b>I wrote his essay for him.</b>

940
01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:54,927
<b>Did you?</b>

941
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:57,721
<b>No.</b>

942
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:08,525
<b>The winters are brood in Ithaca.
You'll be cold.</b>

943
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:12,050
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944
01:37:21,040 --> 01:37:22,246
<b>You honestly believe</b>

945
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:24,727
<b>that James as of this world
can keep up with you?</b>

946
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:30,209
<b>Only in a classroom of
overachievers like this</b>

947
01:37:30,760 --> 01:37:33,969
<b>can anyone possibly accusse
him of being innadecuate</b>

948
01:37:43,520 --> 01:37:45,488
<b>you want me to skip college?</b>

949
01:37:46,880 --> 01:37:51,807
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what you're asking me to do?</b>

950
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:57,409
<b>There are some, outstanding
universities in this city.</b>

951
01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:05,362
<b>Can you imagine, how good
we'd be for eachother?</b>

952
01:38:10,760 --> 01:38:11,841
<b>Yes.</b>

953
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:20,529
<b>But you do know that can't happen.</b>

954
01:38:25,600 --> 01:38:26,601
<b>Of course I know.</b>

955
01:39:23,640 --> 01:39:25,881
<b>Do you know what
"apocalypse" actually means?</b></font>

956
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:28,847
<b>Tell me.</b>

957
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:32,206
<b>It's from the greek.</b>

958
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:40,163
<b>"Apokalypsis" meaning to uncover
what you couln't see before</b>

959
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:44,005
<b>way out of the dark.</b>

960
01:39:54,000 --> 01:39:55,889
<b>You're sweet talk still needs work.</b>

961
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:02,006
<b>I'll get on that.</b>

962
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:11,804
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